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Ask people to rate review and subscribe okay, or just provide really great content or loud noises

Loud noises, you know, we can do I got a better idea we do the local news stuff. We should do a weather report. Oh, okay

Wait

Now presenting no bullshit news hours chief meteorologist

James Harvard

Good afternoon, it's James Harvey with your in-me-in news weather report the snow is melting and the band in front of you and old tires are in full bloom

You know what they say April showers bring may floods on the east side

Ha

Hell, I still haven't gotten my jackfee my check from last year

It's making them all things then take too long with all the

Rain in the forecast you can expect the grass and the landbank lost the growths all are than den Gilbert skyscrapers

Which has a plus side now you won't be able to see the band in front of turn old tires

Expect the massive warm front to move through the joint next week for a catch from the summer hot

What a high probability of murder bang

You might want to take advantage of the rain and gas up your car now only in the daytime

And don't forget to stock them on that beer in those lottery tickets and stay indoors

And remember when we get these massive warm fronts it comes with the light wind from the west and with the light

Winds comes a massive power outage is all over Michigan

Shit

So after you get through gas and that car up in the daytime

You might want to stop by the dollar and 25 cents store and stop up you some candles

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