We'll smith running around his smacking folks up at the Oscars for talking about his

ballhead wife.

We still wait no you to smack the agent and put you in the bad ass movies like the

Wild Wild West and Hitch.

What's up with your hair?

You look like K-Fab with Ella Peasha.

We'll's career might be looking like it's in trouble but Jators look like it's gonna

be bouncing back.

I heard all kinds of people reaching out to it if be they spokesperson like Rogan and

hair club for me.

Hey what product do you use?

Chicken grease or Crisco?

And I just heard McDonald's is about to pick up a new Jada Pickett Smith combo comes

with fries with no salt, pop with no ice and just a plain beef patty, no butter.

And if you're ready to win any tighter your eyebrows will be covering that ball spot

on the top of your head.

Keep my hair out of your fucking mouth.

Pop it, let's just do it break it is double or bullshit, double or bullshit.

Ladies and gentlemen the star of your program Charlie Luddough.

I'm only acting, thank you, wow one thing that was not rehearsed it was the best part.

That was right, thank you very much, oh shit I think I fuck many, I just turned 56 years

old, happy birthday, another trip around the sun and I gotta be taking pratfalls and

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