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The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.927.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW.

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0:00.0

Yeah, you know, I'm just gonna leave it alone. This isn't a show for that and I'm not gonna disrespect Jesus. Okay. I am Laurie Beth Danberg and I am Pearl Cleege.

0:13.0

And this is all that. This is all that.

0:20.0

Oh, okay. I used to play to the introduction to your mind. All that was like everything to me. I used to love that show.

0:34.0

I really feel bad that kids don't have like any good programming. Not in comparison to the 90s.

0:43.0

I don't think so either like snick alone was just a bitch to GIF what I used to faithfully watch every all that because not only would the not only were the sketches funny.

0:58.0

Yes, they were kids and they were hilarious and then on top that they always had musical guests that slays like good ones like Monica and she is Mary J. Blossom.

1:09.0

And I'll leave it and shit. They used to have the best like really the shit. I guess like adults would watch that it was good.

1:16.0

It was fucking good. Anyway, so all that was great. It was and Michael Bay is making a new 10 teenage mutant Ninja Turtles movie which may not

1:25.0

be a good idea to do. Let me tell you something. Okay, Ninja Turtles. I saw the new trailer. Look at the light.

1:33.0

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was the first show that I that was my first fanboy moment as a child. Like you know, like when you face out of

1:43.0

Bambi and Lion King and you grow up and then you start going into like VR troopers and transformers or whatever. Ninja Turtles was mine. Okay, even before Power Rangers. So I am ready to see the

1:57.0

and what the goalberg isn't it? What? That's random. It looks delicious. The last mutant turtle movie I saw was like the live action one where they were like real.

2:07.0

It was talking about the one from like 1990. Yeah, yeah, I think that's really it with like master spinner was like a big ass puppet rat thing. I don't know. It was creepy and I don't remember it

2:20.0

finally, but if you're excited, then I'm excited for you. So yes, yeah, I'll go with you. If you want me to girl shut up. Okay, well, I try to be a good friend. Black excellence.

2:32.0

This week goes out to a young man by the name of Brenton James. Brenton is the valedictorian of the Eagle Academy for young men in the Bronx and he is going to university of Pennsylvania.

2:45.0

Congratulations. Brenton was accepted to 21 colleges. It's a fuck including Syracuse in the University of Virginia.

2:55.0

Yeah, Brenton worked his ass off. He was accepted to 21 colleges. 21 of them. So shout out to you, Brenton. And I love the fact that they asked him about it. He said it was a tough decision, but I'm confident in my choice.

3:11.0

Like I'm saying, you know, I just had this bevy of schools from which I'm just so flawless.

3:17.0

Just so many amazing. Many sleepless nights trying to figure out where I can go get my education, but I'm going to go top tears right over here to this Ivy.

3:26.0

Yeah, just going to yeah, I think I'm going to help there. So congratulations. Wow, that is amazing. I love this. So also if you, if you have a black excellence story that you'd like to hear on the read or if you know of one that may not have news article or peace on TV somewhere because that is the whole point.

3:46.0

Yeah, me doing this a lot of black people are doing excellent things that go unnoticed because. Yes, if you have one tweet about it, tweeted to us that this is the read or hashtag use hashtag.

4:02.0

B okay, excellence and or you can always email them to us. Yeah, three to Gmail.com. We get a lot of them in there. So so yes, and I just love them. They're just encouraging little pieces of news when you know the week is otherwise full of bullshit. So.

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