Visit Antarctica! Eat Dogs And Die
Softcore History
Softcore History
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Softcore History. |
| 0:08.0 | Hello and welcome back to softcore history. |
| 0:10.0 | My name is Jake Goldman and I'm joined as always by our two friends my two |
| 0:15.8 | friends your two friends first one over here to my right Rob Fox hello it's always |
| 0:21.2 | a lot of anticipation to see who gets it first. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah, you got it first. But that was a very Bob Ross introduction of you like got my little friend here to my right |
| 0:29.5 | My little friend to my little friends here. I got my chewy little chipmunk to my left. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.0 | Dan Regester. |
| 0:35.0 | I was pointing to Rob because I was still eating. |
| 0:36.0 | Oh, that was going on. |
| 0:37.0 | I don't want to talk. |
| 0:38.0 | It's fair. |
| 0:39.0 | You got crunchy seed bars in our teethies. |
| 0:42.0 | Mm-hmm. We should be terrible comedians where we just do like |
| 0:45.9 | bits that no one likes but if we just do them for long enough people will be like |
| 0:50.1 | oh my god they're so funny like we only do a podcast with our mouths full at all times. |
| 0:55.8 | It's just like, they're taking comedy to weird, hilarious new places, but it's just us |
| 1:00.9 | talking with our mouths full. |
| 1:02.0 | Just coughing it? Yeah, it's not funny at all it's not even it's not making anyone |
| 1:06.7 | laugh at any point but they're just like wow that was hilarious |
| 1:10.7 | there they went there yeah they went there. Yeah, they went there. So good. Well, we can also do the brave thing where we have a hour of stand up with no jokes. |
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