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slash softcore to download it today. What is up? Welcome back to softcore history

I am your host Rob Fox for the week. I am joined as always by Jake Goldman.

Hey hello. Hey happy 4th of July Eve. Yeah happy Pickets Charge Day. Happy we won Gettysburg Day. This is also

coming out on 4th of July or 5th of July. Whatever. Whenever we feel like dropping it.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. But we're here on the 3rd of like dropping it. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

But we're here on the 3rd of July recording it.

For you.

And I'm joined by Dan Regester also, sponsored by Lean Body.

Yeah, made sure to get this kind of in for him.

Dan's working his own sponsorship on the side.

We're not sponsored by lean body.

Dan just drank that and then put it down on the table,

but then for some reason made sure to fucking face the label out front like you

adjusted it on purpose right not a sponsor yet yeah are you into them is that like a

thing you drink a lot I do drink then a lot yeah because I'm a lean body to give you diarrhea?

Yeah it does it does kind of like lactose in there yeah.

It's good. That's how I get lean right you should the water weight out. Yes.

You should never have water weight. No. Zero percent water. Zero percent fat. Yeah. The only way to live.

Always be dehydrated. Yeah, that's when you look your best. That's when you have abs that's true. So you know drink all night no water. Yeah

Vodka vodka vodka

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