The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello Bugles and welcome to issue 4,229 of the Bugle Audio newspaper for a visual world

as show that is available to you for $195 million less than the going rate for a picture

of Marilyn Monroe after a day on the beach without sun cream on.

It's one of the great bargains this episode of the Bugle and it's also absolutely guaranteed

to keep its value.

I am Andy Salzman, I should point out that if you want to buy me rather than just listen

to the show that will cost you $195 million I know what I'm worth.

For the first time in 4,043 years it is the 10th of May 2022 and I am joined this week

firstly representing the entire Southern Hemisphere and the strange philosophy of having

half a globe which is 80% covered with non-potable water too much if you ask me.

From Australia it's Alice Fraser.

Hello Alice.

Hello Bugles speaking of knowing what you're worth.

There was one thing when I was at university there was a website that you could figure

out how much you'd go for on the slave market.

The modern slavery, there's sort of that's a thing and you could figure out how much

you would go for and I don't know why someone sent it to me but I had at that point I

knew how much I was worth but I got some aged out of my value of that point.

Also I still was good to know these things.

I wonder if they were just trying to trick you into selling yourself.

It's quite a part of those.

...