Vinegar Valentines (Entry 1396.PS10105)
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🗓️ 15 February 2022
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In which Victorians use February 14 to woo their sweethearts but also to insult all their enemies, and John reveals the best night of the year to play a concert. Certificate #36155.
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| 0:00.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:21.0 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental |
| 0:26.2 | reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:28.8 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:35.0 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, |
| 0:41.0 | this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1396. |
| 1:17.0 | P.S. 10105. |
| 1:20.0 | Certificate number 36155. |
| 1:23.0 | Vinegar Valentine's. |
| 1:26.0 | This is for you Lucy. |
| 1:33.0 | Happy Valentine's Day. |
| 1:35.0 | No, that doesn't sound right. |
| 1:38.0 | Here Lucy, this is for you, happy Valentine's Day. |
| 1:42.0 | You can do it if you just don't get nervous. |
| 1:45.0 | This is for you, Lucy. |
| 1:47.0 | Happy Valentine's Day. |
| 1:49.0 | Okay, take it easy. You can do it. |
| 1:51.0 | This is for you Lucy Merry Christmas. Oh. What was your |
| 1:56.7 | what is your Valentine's Day like? Is this a show about my ex-girlfriends? Yes. We've got |
| 2:01.8 | we've got them all here. All right, come in. This is your life. This is your |
| 2:07.0 | dating life. What are my Valentine's Day? Well I'm a you know Valentine's Day could not really be lower stakes for a married man of my age. |
| 2:16.2 | You have to get some candy, right? |
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