Oh my God. Hi, it's me Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the show that pits American and British entertainers against each other in a global showdown of wit, knowledge, ability to find things about living in our respective countries that don't make us want to move right to the core of the earth.

Now, we know these days it is difficult to feel any kind of pride in being either American or British,

but that is why we are here.

To bond once again through the spirit of playful adversity.

It's a world war, but in a fun way.

Together, we will take on the only adversary we can mutually agree on ourselves.

We are coming to you from the United States of America.

Just yesterday at the time of taping, a DoorDash grandma showed up at the Oval Office with a bag of McDonald's for the President of the United States.

It was sort of like guerrilla marketing for the no tax on tips type of a thing.

You know you are in a bad time in your country when DoorDash Grandma, like doesn't make the top ten of bleakest shit about your country.

No, no.

You know?

Yeah.

But at least Hudson Williams is still shirtless and wet in some guys on my

Instagram feed.

They are hoaring that dude out and I can't complain.

You are listening to International Waters.

Music Let's meet our guests.

Our first contestant is the host of C Jurassic, right?

And he produces the step-by-step re-watch podcast.

Keenan and Liking give you deja vu.

It's our old pal, Stephen Ray Morris.

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