Solid State Towel (Jeremy Bent / Siobhan Thompson)

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to International Waters 2.0! We're kicking things off with our old friends Siobhan Thompson and Jeremy Bent! We get into some sea shanties, Eurovision talk (obviously!) and make some new rules for the bathroom.

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0:00.0	You startled me.
0:02.7	Hey everybody, it's me, Dave Holmes.
0:04.3	Welcome to the first episode of the reboot of International Waters.
0:09.3	It's back, baby.
0:10.4	We're back, baby.
0:12.1	We're international.
0:13.0	It's a panel show that pits American and British entertainers against each other
0:16.9	in a global showdown of wit and knowledge and ability to find things in our respective
0:22.3	countries that don't make us want to move to the core of the earth. Oh, okay. Thinks we can do that? Tricky for me. It's here, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. It's a toss-up. Core of the earth sounded pretty good these days. It's warm. It's warm. It's warm. Now, we know it's hard to find anything that makes us feel any kind of pride in being
0:41.2	American or British, but that is why we are here.
0:44.1	We are bonding ourselves together through the spirit of playful adversity, baby.
0:50.8	Together, we'll take on the only adversary we know how ourselves.
0:55.6	You ready?
0:56.7	Wow.
0:57.0	Yes.
0:57.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:58.1	Baby.
0:58.9	We're here in the United States of America.
1:01.1	S&L UK has just premiered.
1:03.1	Congratulations to them.
1:04.4	Congratulations to them.
1:05.8	Globally, we are gripped with George Four Acres fever.
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