Hey, this is Shay. Welcome to another bonus episode of villains. This week I'm answering

questions that you all sent over about the Regina George episode that was released a few

days ago. The first time we did this, which was last Tuesday, we had email questions and

voicemail questions. This time we picked only the voicemail questions because it makes

we feel more like I'm talking to actual people and less like I'm sitting in an office

by myself talking into a microphone like an idiot. Let's get started.

Hey Shay, this is Juan from New York. I just wanted to know which plastic member would

you most likely date in high school? So who would high school should date and why is it

Richard Wieners? Oh shit, we got a one calling it. This might be the first time in history

that a one has ever called into a podcast. It's definitely the first time in history

that a one has ever called into a podcast to talk about Mingros. We should fucking celebrate.

Kara, can you do a sound effect here that's like a bunch of applause or like fireworks going

off or something? Juan, listen, there's no way that any of the plastics would have ever

dated me in high school. It's hard for me to explain to you exactly how dorky I was during

that time of my life. I had a gigantic head. I had a tiny body. I had teeth that looked

like they were in the middle of a fucking neighborhood street fight. It was a tough time

for your boy Juan. I could have never gotten a plastic. There's just no way. If I really

squint the one like if you and me are hanging out and I'm allowing myself to lie a little

bit, I would maybe say I could have gotten Karen to go out on a date with me once or twice.

That's only though the only reason is because she had the lowest standards of all the three.

In this make believe world where you and I are hanging out and just telling lies to each

other maybe maybe I could have gotten a date with the girl who was willing to make out with

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