Vile Piece Of Sh*t Can't Wait For Her Mom To Die | Financial Audit

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.4 • 894 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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0:15.7	of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. You're putting your mom in a near
0:19.9	$1,000 loan she will be okay
0:23.4	this is your mom's risk if you die if you die she's fissed what the fuck are you talking about
0:28.6	shut up she gifted me $1,000 the year before she's not just going to keep gifting me money you use
0:34.6	people around you no one's ever said no to me mom's not here not here. You're f***ed. Well, when she dies, don't I get money from her? Download my budgeting app today and take control of your money once and for all. And for a limited time only, sign up for the annual version of premium and get my cookbook and notebook signed and mailed directly to you. Link in the description and pin comment below.
0:56.2	Hi, I'm Lila from Long Island, New York, and this is Financial Audit.
1:01.4	And how old are you?
1:02.6	30.
1:03.4	Okay.
1:04.0	I missed that one.
1:04.7	Yeah, that's okay.
1:05.6	What do you do in Long Island for a living?
1:08.6	I'm an ultrasound tech.
1:10.1	Cool.
1:10.6	What are we making?
1:11.8	Well, you just told me before we were filming that you're married, right?
1:14.9	Yes.
1:15.2	So do we have a dual household income here?
1:17.4	Yes.
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