Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

This is Top Right Time Machine! I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, PogPogPogPog!

I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, so what?

Welcome along! It's the Friday episode, you get it, there's the evening of your IFS.

We've free recorded this one, because this week we have been out doing live shows.

So we recorded this the Monday before we head off onto the road, and by the time we

the episodes go out, we will be absolutely spent. We will have wrong every inch and ounce

and calorie out of our bodies at the turning.

All of our serum will be spilled on those stages. We leave it all on the stage, don't we?

All of it? Yeah.

I'm not leaving any serum out there. I am.

I put my serum in before I get on stage, and then I sweat it all out on the stage,

and if someone wants to come and have a lick it up from the stage, that's their business.

They could do that, they could take it away, extract the DNA and claw us if they want to do that.

When we did the London show a few weeks ago, I was espousing the merits of theft.

I was saying that sometimes theft is okay, and we were talking about the venue we were at,

21, so I took forever to pay us, and we thought that was a bit disrespectful,

but there was a load of gear there in our dressing room.

It's just one thing we demand some, it's respect.

Respect. Well, like I told you in Sheffield, it's not like we think we're Sam Fender,

but we still deserve some respect.

Was it not George Esbury?

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