Video: Martin Short | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Martin Short sing Sinatra's A Man Alone, the biggest A-lister Bill has upset, why the left can't keep their right-leaning friends, Kanye’s new platinum teeth, Bill's North West joke that Marty loves, Marty’s imaginary TV deal at age 14, how Bill manifested his dream of being on TV, the time of day when Bill thinks morbid thoughts, Marty's diary the day Kennedy was shot, Gavin Newsom on Real Time, why Bill never liked Marilyn Monroe, and the genius of Dana Carvey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Guided Meditation Podcast. Let's begin by lying down completely still.
0:08.0	Time to relax.
0:10.0	Sergei why you on the floor?
0:12.0	Oh my God are you okay?
0:14.0	No, I can't hold your time.
0:15.0	Don't worry, bro, I know the kiss of life!
0:17.0	No!
0:18.0	A second chance? A rebirth?
0:21.0	A rebirth?
0:22.0	Tuna? Oh, yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich. A second chance, a rebirth? A rebirth.
0:22.6	Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.
0:24.6	Oh!
0:25.6	Don't wombat that, Mirkat it,
0:27.9	with compare the market.
0:29.2	Simples!
0:30.2	Ha ha ha.
0:31.2	Kind of have a history of like turning things down. Yeah. Right, that you should have what is that about?
0:37.1	Fear I think club
0:40.4	We have had unbelievable lines where there have been people that laughed and the last we've had.
0:50.0	How are you? I'm good. Hi, William. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, please. Listen, for this kind of money, it's so exciting.
0:57.0	I knew it. Because you give millions of dollars to candidates and to give me nothing to take an and by the way thanks for the Uber.
1:07.0	I thought he said to this guy.
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