Patrick Bet-David | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2024

⏱️ 106 minutes

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The perfect episode for a football-less Sunday! Bill and Patrick Bet-David on Bill’s dinner with Warren Buffet, dementia and our leaders, Patrick’s military service, the woman who never met someone from Iran, what makes Salman Rushdie a great hang, Bill’s Real Time editorial that Patrick loves, the concept of bad versus worse, what would happen if a super bug hit society, what Bill learned during his summer in Geneva, Gavin Newsom’s Real Time appearance, Bill’s pretend wife’s name and how many pretend children they have, Bill’s Modest Proposal for a world crisis, and much, much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Like some kind of Pizza Ninja, Domino's are slicing their prices.
0:05.0	Domino's price slice.
0:07.0	Small pizzas now 8 quid, medium now 10 quid,
0:10.0	and large now 12 quid.
0:12.0	Yet we're making cuts too.
0:14.0	In 11th of February 24, minimum delivery spend, charges and areas may apply,
0:18.0	T's and see, see Domino's dot-K.
0:20.0	If somebody watches my podcast, they're gonna know who I'm voting for.
0:24.3	Well, if somebody watches a podcast, they're gonna sit there...
0:26.7	But how odd that you can't just say it.
0:28.8	But you could shoot a movie about 1975 there and not have to change a thing.
0:36.0	Call Quinton Tarantino.
0:40.0	Hey man. How you doing?
0:42.0	Hi, how you doing? Man. You sound Italian. Yes. You're not. Apparently according to ancestry I am 18%
0:48.3	Is that right? I had no idea. Yeah. What you had your thing done like, like 23 and me thing?
0:54.0	No, so lady comes to her house.
0:56.0	I had it done for my dog.
0:57.0	What's that?
0:58.0	You know, they find, you know, the DNA.
1:00.0	Right, you know, now these people freak out like don't do it because they're trying to investigate and learn more things about it.
1:06.0	No, the scroll comes over to the house and I'm half Armenian half Assyrian.
1:10.0	She says you ought to do an ancestry to see if you have any other you know nationalities or rules
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