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[VIDEO] - CIA Hitman Joe Teti: Black Ops, Sleeper Cells & Stolen Valor Response | 186

Julian Dorey Podcast

Julian Dorey

Comedy

4.6649 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2024

⏱️ 189 minutes

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WATCH JOE’S PREVIOUS EPISODE ON THE SHOW: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5nhycTnDGBnQUWFMPtuRbp  (***TIMESTAMPS in Description Below) ~ Joe Teti is a former CIA Black Ops Commando & Reality TV Star. Teti spent a decade as an off-books kill-team operator in the Agency. After retiring from the government, Teti hosted “Dual Survival” on the Discovery Channel for 4 years. EPISODE LINKS: - BUY Guest’s Books & Films IN MY AMAZON STORE: https://amzn.to/3RPu952  - Julian Dorey PODCAST MERCH: https://juliandorey.myshopify.com/  - Support our Show on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/JulianDorey  - Join our DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8ZUf5jgu  JULIAN YT CHANNELS: - SUBSCRIBE to Julian Dorey Clips YT: https://www.youtube.com/@UChs-BsSX71a_leuqUk7vtDg  - SUBSCRIBE to Julian Dorey Daily YT: https://www.youtube.com/@JulianDoreyDaily  - SUBSCRIBE to Best of JDP: https://www.youtube.com/@bestofJDP  JOE LINKS: - INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/theofficialjosephteti/  - WEBSITE: https://www.joeteti.com/  ***TIMESTAMPS*** 0:00 - Joe’s 40 Time; Best Guns 5:56 - Joe Responds to Stolen Valor Allegations; Backstory of how rumors started 17:52 - CIA Ground Branch Secrecy 24:38 - Joe’s Combat History; Joe’s Feminine Side; Slander against Anti-Poaching Marine 36:47 - Joe’s distaste for his old job; Training bad students; Money problems 46:42 - Joe’s Dubai Client 50:13 - Shawn Ryan & Joe Teti’s CIA Surveillance Analysis; Captured Target Story 57:23 - When to take a target; World-Class Pistol Shooter 1:08:03 - Ladder-climbing warning 1:12:39 - Covert Operations & Targeting 1:20:30 - Jack Murphy’s CIA Russian Sleeper Cell Story; CIA Planning Protocol 1:29:06 - 10 Week Opt-out working w/ other countries; Afghanistan 1:37:39 - First Boots on Ground: CIA Ground Branch; Johnny Span Story 1:48:39 - Israel & Hamas War 1:58:53 - US partnership work w/ Israel; Israel & Palestine 2:05:42 - Mossad 2:10:33 - Hamas Tunnels & Spec Ops fighting them; RomeUnderground Tunnels; The Vatican 2:17:35 - British Intelligence & Surveillance Hostage/Rescue (MI6); Navy SEALS are studs 2:29:43 - Joe’s hunting; “Chip on the shoulder” 2:37:49 - Joe tells the story of his buddy Mike’s tragic death 2:43:49 - Mike’s funeral story; Survivor’s Guilt 2:56:33 - Smell of Gasoline; Living w/ Regret 3:05:12 - Dual Survival convo incoming CREDITS: - Hosted & Produced by Julian D. Dorey - Intro & Episode Edited by Alessi Allaman ~ Get $150 Off The Eight Sleep Pod Pro Mattress / Mattress Cover (USING CODE: “JULIANDOREY”): https://eight-sleep.ioym.net/trendifier Julian's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/julianddorey ~ Music via Artlist.io ~ Julian Dorey Podcast Episode 186 - Joe Teti Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:08.6

It was about 3 o'clock in the morning, very cold. It was in California. There was a scene that required a helicopter. And the bird had landed, the pilot briefed everybody. I'll never forget this, man. It was me, Dale and Mike standing there. The helicopter was warming up, Blades were turning, and I said, Who's been in a helicopter crash? So he'd been in a helicopter crash, and Mike was in a helicopter crash in Ranger Battalion. And so I'm like, I haven't been in one, so I'm going to go first. We went and did our scene. When we landed, Mike was standing there. And I literally said before I left, you just guys figure out who's going next. Mike went on the bird. So I walked in, I heard the bird take off. And about five minutes later, this young lady came in, hysterical crying that she said she heard on the radio that the helicopter just crashed. And I'm like, give me a set of keys. We had a bunch of cars. And I knew where they were going to film. It was like, it's dried out the lake bed. So I drive down into it,

0:57.0

and I'm looking, I don't see anything, and I go up on the hill, I don't see anything. So I drive back down, and as I'm driving across, I look out, and I see a flashlight. So I get out the car and I start walking and as I'm walking I'm getting closer and I can start seeing pieces of...

1:17.6

Take a time, man.

1:20.6

Man, to this day, it's so hard, man. It's really hard.

1:35.0

Yeah.

1:36.7

4-8-40?

1:37.4

Yes, sir.

1:38.7

Well, dude, look at my legs.

1:40.1

I got short, muscular legs.

1:42.2

Like, I got really fast twitch muscle.

1:43.8

Like, I'm built for sprinkling. Yeah, I'm built for

1:44.9

sprinting. But a four, how were you, 59? 58. God damn. Yeah. That is. That's crazy. Yeah,

1:52.4

straight up, man. The guys are like, what the fuck? Yeah. That's, I mean, to run that fast at that age.

1:59.6

I was kind of shocked myself. What were you running in your prime dude i'll be

2:03.1

honest with i never i never timed myself in the 40 when did you get time recently this was like

2:08.5

in the summer this summer wow yeah i or eight yes sir they i ride my bike around this track

2:14.7

this baseball field has four baseball diamonds, and there

2:18.4

is a track. And they were down there. I'm like, what are they doing? So I went down there and

2:22.3

I fucking walked up to the guy. I said, would you let me just, he's like, yeah, go ahead. And so I ran

2:27.6

it like five times. And my last two times are like 487, 488. Wow. Yeah. And I asked him,

2:33.9

he's like, that'll get you hired here. And these are college, these are college athletes. They're 20 fucking years old, man. Yeah. That's nuts. Yeah. So I'd like to talk about that. I like to just like, and why that's important to me and why people should listen. Sure. You know what I mean? Because I don't know what your goal is for this particular one, but you know what your goal is. I have no goal. I just go into these exactly like what it is. We just start talking and we go where we go. That works. Last time worked really well. How big did you say your gun safe is? Like how many do have i have one gun safe i need more i was going

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