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Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

(Video) 149 - Teleportation Variation

Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

Lorehammer Crew

Hobbies, Leisure

4.21.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Sponsor: Merlin MiniaturesPromo Code Lorehammerhttps://merlinsminiatures.co.uk/?ref=LOREHAMMER*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*Teleportation in the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium is a violent, unstable, and often catastrophic affair, where the very act of moving through space is an exercise in brutality. The Imperium's teleporters, housed within the labyrinthine depths of ancient warships and fortress-monasteries, function through arcane calculations and brute-force mastery of unstable energies, violently tearing warriors from reality and hurling them through the raw madness of the Warp before forcing them back into existence—if they survive the journey intact. The Necrons, with their cold and pitiless logic, phase through realspace using ancient and unfathomable technology, vanishing in a haze of crackling energies only to reassemble elsewhere with eerie precision, untouched by the horrors of the Immaterium. Orks, in contrast, embrace sheer chaos, their ramshackle Tellyportas working not through science, but through the sheer force of belief, often flinging their warriors into battle in mangled, screaming masses—or simply detonating them in a spectacular burst of misplaced confidence. The Aeldari’s webway, a labyrinth of hidden paths between worlds, allows them to sidestep the perils of teleportation entirely, yet even they risk disaster should the ancient routes collapse or be invaded by daemonic forces. Across the galaxy, teleportation is as much a weapon as it is a tool—a forceful, merciless manipulation of reality itself, where the price of instant travel is often blood, madness, or obliteration.Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

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0:00.0

The Hello and welcome back to Lorhammer.

0:28.7

I'm one of your hosts, Mark, and joining me today we got, Cort.

0:32.5

Welcome.

0:33.3

Thank you, Mark.

0:34.0

Good to be here.

0:34.7

I have teleported in via our new topic. So do-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-d-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l. I learned an interesting fact about you this, actually, Cork. But before I'm going to share it. me and I really did teleport in because my camera died right before we started this but I'd unplug it and plug it back in and then I just appeared.

0:40.7

Magic. having me and I really did teleport in because my camera died right before we started this

0:54.2

I'd unplug it and plug it back in and then I just appeared.

0:57.8

There's magic.

0:59.0

Sometimes it's science, sometimes you just need to plug it back in.

1:03.1

Did you blow in the cartridge?

1:07.2

No, not this time.

1:08.8

Okay.

1:09.3

Yeah.

1:10.8

So the thing I learned about Cort is his name. Do you know Logan his name? I do know his name. I don't know if it's a thing you're allowed to share or if it's like, you know, outing a person, but I learned a guy's name today, and it was hilarious to me. and I laughed and I laughed because I had no idea

1:28.4

who the heck was emailing me and then I seen it and here we are yeah court is short for something

1:34.8

but you know I think you have to join the Patreon and pay him oh yeah true identity

1:40.3

yeah top patreon person gets an email from court with his full legal name. Yes, there you go. I'm telling you, it's worth it. Yeah, I was quite impressed with it all. Thank you. I heard him say it on the phone. It is part of my name, for sure. I heard him say it when he was talking to someone on the phone one time and I turned around. I'm like, are you stealing an identity?

2:02.2

I was so confused.

2:03.9

Ducing court anus.

2:10.1

That's my stage name.

2:11.2

Perfect.

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