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Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

149 - Teleportation Variation

Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

Lorehammer

Hobbies, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Episode Sponsor: Merlin Miniatures Promo Code Lorehammer https://merlinsminiatures.co.uk/?ref=LOREHAMMER *Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Teleportation in the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium is a violent, unstable, and often catastrophic affair, where the very act of moving through space is an exercise in brutality. The Imperium's teleporters, housed within the labyrinthine depths of ancient warships and fortress-monasteries, function through arcane calculations and brute-force mastery of unstable energies, violently tearing warriors from reality and hurling them through the raw madness of the Warp before forcing them back into existence—if they survive the journey intact. The Necrons, with their cold and pitiless logic, phase through realspace using ancient and unfathomable technology, vanishing in a haze of crackling energies only to reassemble elsewhere with eerie precision, untouched by the horrors of the Immaterium. Orks, in contrast, embrace sheer chaos, their ramshackle Tellyportas working not through science, but through the sheer force of belief, often flinging their warriors into battle in mangled, screaming masses—or simply detonating them in a spectacular burst of misplaced confidence. The Aeldari’s webway, a labyrinth of hidden paths between worlds, allows them to sidestep the perils of teleportation entirely, yet even they risk disaster should the ancient routes collapse or be invaded by daemonic forces. Across the galaxy, teleportation is as much a weapon as it is a tool—a forceful, merciless manipulation of reality itself, where the price of instant travel is often blood, madness, or obliteration. Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membership One Time Donations https://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcast Link to all Links https://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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