Welcome to the Eric Mataxis show.

Please keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times.

This is your final warning.

Now here's your host, Mr. Thrill Ride himself, Eric Mataxis.

Hey there, folks. It's Friday. Friday. Do you understand, Albin? Chris, it's Friday.

I'm getting ready for Fun Facts Friday with my honor bound coffee.

I'm sorry, what? Oh, honor bound coffee. This is a radio show, and I have no idea. Oh, our sponsor.

Yes.

Oh, my goodness. Well, our sponsor on our coffee.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, listen, before we get into, you know, important things, let's start on a silly note.

This whole show, both hours today, we have Victoria Jackson.

You heard me, Victoria Jackson, an alumna, that's the female singular, an alumna of Saturday Night Live.

She is going to be our guest for both hours.

And at the end of hour two, the three of us, which is to say, you Chris Heim's, you, Albin, the Sater, and I, Eric Mataxis, we three are going to do a fun facts Friday episode.

I got to tell you, I love fun facts Friday. I'm already looking forward to it. In fact, I'm looking forward to it so much. Can we tease it? Can we like, do we have any fun facts that we can share with the group now before we get into some series? Yeah, I have, I have something I want to share. And this is an homage to the famous Slovenian from Pittsburgh, Frank Gorshian who played the riddler on Batman. Riddle me this,

Metaxus. When can you use up and down to mean exactly the same direction?

When you use the word gobble? No, well, I have here either saying,

shut up or pipe down.

Well,

I'm not kidding.

I believe that there is an episode

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