Welcome to the Eric Metaxus show.

But first, two very important questions.

Have you ever tried to stack marbles while wearing boxing gloves?

Also, did you know that marigolds and geraniums hate each other? Absolutely.

And now your host, Eric Mataxis. Hey folks. Welcome to the Eric Metaxus show. On this particular

program, I'm continuing a conversation with my friend Victoria Jackson, a woman of a certain age, if you know what I'm talking about,

and she's bitter. And I just want you to know up front, she don't mean nothing by it.

Vicki, go ahead. I have been fighting bitterness, but I've found the cure. I wrote my bitterness

into a comedy.

Oh, ha ha ha.

Okay, so it has a happy ending.

It's all good.

It's hilarious.

In our previous conversation, we were talking about you've written a screenplay.

What's the title again?

It's called Jane Blonde saves the world.

One mistake at a time.

It's never too late to live happily ever after.

Let me tell you the best part of the movie, and then we'll go on.

She's sitting in a park in Cannes, and the G20 summit is happening,

and she accidentally saves the world from a terrorist bomb plot because of her

airheadedness and I won't give any more way but she actually does save the world and then

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