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Welcome to How to Fail, the podcast that redefines failure as data acquisition.

There is no such thing as a mistake if there's a lesson wrapped up in it.

You don't become old and wise if you haven't been young and daft.

I was a mess at 30. I'm 37 and I'm still not there.

I've got to the point where I've shared so much.

Like, I just don't know where that line is. Vicki Patterson was 22 when her life changed and producers cast her in a reality

TV program called Jordy Shaw. She was on the show for nine seasons between 2011 and 2014,

during which time the cameras followed her falling in love,

becoming engaged, then breaking up with her then-fiance. Patterson was an instant hit with the

viewers, becoming known for her humor, her sometimes chaotic personal life, and her vocabulary.

Her catchphrase, Tash On, became a new entry in the Collins

Dictionary. But this was just one part of her TV career. Now 37, Patterson, who studied drama at Liverpool

John Moore's University, has rarely been off our screens, whether it's getting rave reviews for her

caramelised apples as a finalist on Celebrity

Master Chef or winning I'm a Celebrity in 2015, Patterson has become a beloved figure in our national

culture. Along the way, she's also published bestselling memoirs and novels, built up on

Instagram following of over 5 million, and campaigned

for wider recognition of women's health issues. She's now a radio presenter on the Heart Network,

and is about to front a new channel for dating show called The Honesty Box and a new podcast,

Get a Grip with Angela Scanlon. I'm not kidding when I say I always wanted to be famous,

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