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Ask Iliza Anything

Vice President Of Meats And Cheeses

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Iliza brags about her free cups and gives advice to a stressed executive. Are you on our Patreon?!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me.

0:03.0

Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.

0:07.0

Ask me on your questions.

0:09.0

Leave them in the Instagram,

0:11.0

comment section

0:13.4

leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook

0:17.0

we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it

0:21.8

I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me

0:26.5

out yeah you're getting me!

0:28.6

Oh no help help help me

0:33.0

can I just tell you that I, after my shows in Kansas City and St. Louis, I flew to Salt Lake City for one night

0:40.0

so that I could be there this morning

0:43.5

so that we could do a bunch of promo

0:45.9

with the Salt Lake City jazz, the Utah Jazz,

0:49.5

excuse me, I'm a mom, and the hockey club and swig and so I was in Salt Lake all day and I just want to say that

0:59.3

when I got in last yesterday I had like a full day to myself because I had to take a direct fight from

1:04.4

St Louis and there was only one at 7 a.m. So I went to shout out to club

1:09.2

Pilates in Marmalade is the name of the area and then I was like you know what I'm gonna walk I'm gonna walk to get a pedicure and I

1:18.0

underestimated how far it was and if you ever have to walk under an overpass,

1:25.0

maybe you're not in a great neighborhood, but I did.

1:28.0

I walked all the way to a nail place next to some sort of market and they had no ventilation and it was really gross and I put my feet in the water and the water was cold and it was really dirty and I was like well sometimes no places are pretty and I was like I well, sometimes no places are pretty.

1:43.7

And I was like, I can't do it.

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