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🗓️ 1 August 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to The Late Show. |
0:07.4 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:09.2 | Folks, it is, wild surprise last. |
0:14.5 | It is the last day of July, meaning tonight at midnight, |
0:17.8 | August 1st, Trump's basket of deplorable tariffs are going to kick in. |
0:22.5 | So... |
0:23.0 | So this is tariff eve. Okay. |
0:28.3 | Don't forget to leave out a Diet Coke and a plate of nuggets for jolly old St. Prick. |
0:33.9 | Now, fans of... |
0:37.0 | Fans of random economic chaos will remember that back in April, Trump claimed that he had tons of deals under his belt saying, I've made 200 deals. On the other hand, no, he didn't. The deadline is here, and he's only made eight deals because his demands are insane. |
0:59.9 | And though he says this is all about, you know, trade fairness. |
1:02.2 | Clearly, some of his tariffs are just for spite. |
1:04.1 | For example, he raised Brazil's rate to a whopping 50% to punish them for prosecuting his authoritarian Powell, |
1:11.3 | former president Jair Bolsonaro, for attempting a coup. |
1:14.8 | Well, obviously, you can't have that. |
1:16.5 | I mean, imagine if we lived in a world where everyone who attempted a coup went to jail. |
1:25.8 | Sorry. How long was I happy? |
1:30.3 | Trump is also imposing a 25% tariff on India saying, |
1:35.3 | they have always bought a vast majority of their military equipment from Russia at a time |
1:41.3 | when everyone wants Russia to stop the killing in Ukraine. |
1:45.4 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, Jack. |
1:47.9 | Did he just accuse someone else of cozing up to Russia? |
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