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Welcome one and all to The Late Show.

I'm your host Stephen Colbert.

Folks, you know what?

Thank you for that. Thank you for that. That's very nice.

But you folks in this theater are the ones who deserve an ovation because these brave citizens,

let me tell you what happened. These brave citizens in this theater today, they just stood

outside in 100 degree temperatures

on a New York City sidewalk

in the summer.

100 degrees outside only to come in here

where it's about 42 degrees.

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