Vibing Out Mankind (with Steve Hernandez)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and podcaster Steve Hernandez fills his Golden Record with vibes. It's not just the items, it's the feelings. Steve's Artifacts Eating chips and dip with family on holidays (multisensory experience) Receiving enjoyable anal sex for the first time (multisensory experience) When the Holy Spirit drops during "Pour Out My Heart" (multisensory experience) First time being permitted to feel a breast (multisensory experience) Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:27.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.5	Goodjourjournal.
0:32.6	Honitiva.
0:33.1	Hello.
0:34.1	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
1:00.3	Hello.
1:01.9	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:05.7	Hey.
1:06.6	What's up, dude?
1:07.4	Oh, nothing.
1:09.3	How's your day going?
1:10.8	Oh, how is my day going?
1:12.8	I think nice.
1:13.7	Yeah?
1:14.3	Yeah, why not?
1:15.3	I mopped the kitchen floor today.
1:17.3	That's part of what made it nice for me.
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