Beer for the Children (with Jake and Amir)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jake and Amir, AKA Caleb and Shelby's Headgum bosses, check in on how the Golden Record project is coming. Inadvertently they are tricked into compiling their own list of artifacts to send to outer space. Jake's Artifacts "Wounded" by Third Eye Blind (audio) Making out (multisensory experience) Cold swim on a hot day (multisensory experience) Parents laughing at his sister's wedding (image) Amir's Artifacts A fart (audio) McDonalds in your car (multisensory experience) Rubik's Cube (human ephemera) Laughing until you cry (multisensory experience) Getting into a hot bath (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Amoy (Min Dialect) Greeting (audio) Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.5	Hello, good-jord, al-Hanayshuwa.
0:34.4	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
1:04.3	Well, well, well, well, well.
1:08.2	Is that how we start now, do you think?
1:09.9	Every time we have.
1:11.2	Hey, I'm having heartburn because I've been eating meals from a meal delivery service.
1:16.0	Yeah, I know.
1:16.6	You keep talking about it even.
1:19.6	Do you, I mean, is there something I can do for that?
1:21.3	Or is this just kind of something you're letting the listeners know so that if you burp into the mic, they just can move on?
1:26.8	Hey, I'm not a John Goodman character from the 90s. I'm not going to be belching into the
1:32.1	mic. I'll turn away if I have to sort of trying to embarrass me in front of the listeners.
1:38.3	You mentioned the Hartburn. You did. I didn't bring it up. I just wanted you to know my
1:44.0	headspace. What's your you to know my headspace.
1:44.6	What's your headspace?
1:45.6	My headspace is I got a letter in the mail and I can't wait to read it.
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