Very Stressful Head Pets

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

ASMR is meant to relax and some cases, put you to sleep! That message was not received by one Furry looking to de-stress us with the sweet sounds of plans for the weekend, going through security at the airport and HEAD PETS! It's the most stressful ASMR yet. TCB keeps going...and going...and going Tom and Gisele are having issues Bryan has an unsportsmanlike...body! Blue the yappy Yorkie was once a quiet runt ASMR, made by a Furry is anything but relaxing Bryan and Krissy have a "moment" in their ASMR voices LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or hate mail by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good. I mean, it's a vet's bill.
0:07.5	But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy covers Bella for up to £15,000 of vet fees.
0:16.0	And breathe.
0:19.6	Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.
0:24.4	Get a quote at minipets.com.
0:28.4	Contitions and exclusions apply.
0:38.4	On this episode of the commercial break, as the kid comes at me, I just move to the left and he just runs away.
0:47.4	I thought this was the smartest thing that I ever have in football.
0:50.4	The coach comes over me, what the hell are you doing? You got to stand in front of that guy and take that hit.
0:56.4	And I'm like, I, uh, alright, okay. Same drill again, number three.
1:00.4	In this time, I moved to the right. I just let him run right by me.
1:04.4	And there's three dogs, two of which are normal sized.
1:08.4	One of which looks like a mouse with ratty little hair.
1:10.4	Right? And so I say which one is the one that you're talking about the other female?
1:14.4	Chase a small one but she's a fighter, she'll...
1:18.4	I'm like, okay.
1:20.4	You're being selfish. You've ever thought that I might have had a bad day.
1:24.4	Oh, so...
1:24.4	No.
1:25.4	Well, that's what makes you a bitch.
1:27.4	Give me a hug, Pat.
1:29.4	No, I want to divorce. The paperwork is on the table.
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