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The Commercial Break

Painting His Wife's Pappy

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dial tone phones changes the way we communicate. Like the car phone, the cellular phone and the iPhone that came after it must have been a big change to those who were experiencing it! So big, in fact, that grandpa couldn't face reality...he had to go paint his wife's pappy instead of learn this new fangled thing! Restaurant Pretty is a new dress code Bryan went on ANOTHER Disney Cruise People don't know how to behave around an elevator The cruise buffet is where people turn into wild animals A big burly man's man cuts in line ahead of a 4 real old. All is right with the world! Dial tone technology was the biggest shift in technology in decades! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or hate mail by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:03.2

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0:09.8

It gives you early sight of regular payments that are due to leave your account in the next 31 days

0:15.8

to avoid any surprises.

0:17.8

It's just one of our many useful tools that can help you stay on top of your money.

0:22.4

To find out more, go to Lloyd'sbank.com forward slash cost of living.

0:27.0

Lloyd's Bank, by your side.

0:30.0

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

0:36.0

On this episode of the commercial bridge...

0:41.0

He takes everyone except for one of them.

0:44.0

Except for one of them.

0:45.0

And then there's an older lady that's standing there.

0:47.0

She was clearly in front of me, and she's an older lady, and so she took the last one.

0:51.0

Right, and the guy said, I'll have another set in like five to ten minutes.

0:55.0

I'm like, well, I don't love my father in all that much.

0:58.0

I gotta get you. I'm hungry.

0:59.0

You brought back a frozen doughnut.

1:02.0

Yeah, I brought back some bread.

1:04.0

The bread station look normal.

1:06.0

Do you think I'm all charged up about this?

1:08.0

Yeah, no.

1:09.0

You think I'm home?

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