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🗓️ 14 August 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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On this episode, Heather talks about the anxieties her next flight is bringing to the surface. We all remember Ovaries on a Plane, and Heather is back on the same VA flight but this time to see Taylor Swift in London. She has not received her seat assignment so fingers crossed she gets a different seat than the last time. She takes voicemails from listeners who have been locked up in Portugal and others who are getting messages from their ex’s dog’s instagram, but it is one question that strikes Heather and brings up fond memories of her Dad, and her queen Joan Rivers.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
0:25.6 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you? Hope you're having a |
0:30.6 | great week. It's Wednesday, this is when you listen to me, |
0:34.4 | so hopefully you're right in the thick of the week, |
0:36.1 | but you feel good, you feel positive. |
0:38.8 | You're not feeling anxious. |
0:40.7 | I gotta be honest with you right out the gate. I'm feeling a little anxious. |
0:44.0 | I'm excited. You know and they say when you have anxiety you should you should |
0:49.1 | reframe it in your brain like I'm not nervous I'm excited. I am excited because I'm flying to London and I'm going to go see Taylor Swift. Haven't seen the Aero's tour. I said listen it's |
0:59.6 | fucking cheaper to fly over to the UK. Stay at a five-star hotel and get front row seats |
1:05.3 | to Miss Swift than it is to fly to Indianapolis, |
1:09.2 | stay at a holiday end by the airport, |
1:11.8 | and be in the nosebleeds. |
1:13.0 | So I'm going to the UK, |
1:15.0 | go with my buddy Hayden and Jared, |
1:17.0 | and we're going to have fun. |
1:18.0 | Is this the time to pick up your life right now |
1:20.0 | for four days, hop across the pond, go see a concert, it's not, we're back in work |
1:26.1 | mode, schools in session, shit's popping off, but I'm going to go have a little fun. |
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