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The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Vernon Dursley: Character Study, Part 2

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Books, Arts, Tv & Film

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha won't be whistling "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" on this episode, but there's still plenty to laugh at in this discussion of Uncle Vernon in books 3 - 7. From his relationship to his sister to his inability to say the word "dementor" correctly, Vernon's character is nothing if not consistent throughout the series!

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0:00.0

Vernon Dersley, part two.

0:02.0

May I have your attention, please?

0:08.0

May I have your attention, please?

0:12.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:16.0

We're going to have a problem here.

0:18.0

Were the weird sisters, were the real weird sisters all you while the weird sisters were finding out the victors?

0:22.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:24.0

Please stand up, please stand up.

0:29.0

Hi and welcome to the real weird sisters.

0:31.0

I'm Martha.

0:32.0

And I'm Alice.

0:33.0

And today we're here to talk about Vernon Dersley in the third through seventh book.

0:38.0

So Alice, five whole books that we're going to be discussing today.

0:41.0

Yes, it sounds like quite a bit, but we have to remember that Uncle Vernon is only in, you know, like a few chapters maximum per book.

0:50.0

So I think this will be a good manageable amount to get through, hopefully.

0:53.0

Yeah, it's only going to be, I mean, it's like two chapters per book.

0:57.0

And then one of those chapters usually is like a recap.

1:00.0

He had the biggest plots in the first and second books, which is why we only spent, we only, we did one episode just on those two books.

1:07.0

And then our second episode is focusing on five books because he just, he doesn't have a whole lot of development past what he had in the first two books.

1:13.0

So I think this should be manageable.

1:16.0

I'm looking forward to talking about Vernon and, yeah, so it should be fun.

1:23.0

Yes, Uncle Vernon is one of my favorite side characters, even though he's awful.

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