Verdict Through the Grapevine

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Stephanie brings the case against her husband, Ross. There is a grapevine growing on the house and around their balcony. Stephanie believes it’s hazardous and wants to get rid of it. But Ross says that it’s a cool feature and he wants it to stay. Who's right? Who's wrong? You can still buy an "I'm With Claudius" t-shirt, as mentioned in last week's episode! You only have until November 13! Visit the MaxFunStore to get it while you can at MaxFunStore.com! Thank you to Ryan Dailey for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.3	I'm Baylor Fjessi Thorne.
0:05.8	This week, verdict through the grapevine.
0:08.6	Stephanie brings the case against her husband, Ross.
0:11.7	There's a grapevine growing on their house and around their balcony.
0:15.4	Stephanie believes it's hazardous, wants to get rid of it.
0:18.4	Ross says it's a cool feature and he wants it to stay.
0:22.1	Who's right?
0:23.1	Who's wrong?
0:24.1	Only one man can decide.
0:25.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:30.8	reference.
0:32.7	Some are born grape, some achieve grapeness, and some have grapeness thrust upon them.
0:42.5	Baylor Fjessi Thorne, please swear them it.
0:45.1	Stephanie and Ross, please rise and raise your right hand.
0:47.7	Do you swear to tell the truth?
0:49.1	The whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever.
0:52.4	I do.
0:53.4	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he only drinks
0:57.8	wine made from prunes in his toilet?
1:00.6	I do.
1:01.6	Prison style.
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