Velcro Check! (ENT S3E5)
The Greatest Generation
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🗓️ 9 June 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
When the Entrepreneur picks up a distress call from a Vulcan ship, a severely under-resourced away team heads over in a shuttlepod. But when T’Pol starts showing paranoid symptoms and her former colleagues are beyond help, Archer and Tucker barely get their only two shuttlepods back to the NX-01. Who isn’t going commando? Which crew member is like a licorice jellybean? What does this show really love? It’s the episode that’s broadcasting in 3D.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in starving. |
| 0:03.6 | When it comes to my crew, you won't get any argument from me. |
| 0:07.5 | This is a parody. |
| 0:11.8 | Paramount owns the song. |
| 0:15.1 | Welcome to The Greatest Generation. |
| 0:16.9 | It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys just a little bit embarrassed about having a Star Trek podcast. |
| 0:22.9 | I'm Adam Franica. |
| 0:23.9 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:25.7 | A way game for you today, Adam. |
| 0:28.1 | I know. |
| 0:28.9 | I am in our nation's capital. |
| 0:32.3 | Taxation without representation on all the license plates. |
| 0:40.3 | Coincidentally, I think you'd love this. you'd get a kick out of this cop week oh boy in washington dc uh there's some sort of convention where hundreds and |
| 0:49.0 | hundreds of our nation's police officers have descended upon the city are they uh are the hotel hallways with cellophane to keep the blue smudges off of everything? |
| 1:02.3 | That's a great callback to our Pittsburgh show where the halls and beds were covered with |
| 1:08.5 | cellophane to protect from the spray tanner and the oils used there. |
| 1:13.4 | Because what cops do is the uniforms are painted on, right? |
| 1:17.1 | You know what? |
| 1:18.2 | This could be a stripper cop convention. |
| 1:20.3 | Right? |
| 1:21.1 | I didn't check the Velcro status of these uniforms. |
| 1:25.2 | Go around, grab the fronts of some trousers, and pull outward. |
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