The 400-Year-Old Virgin (ENT S3E6)
The Greatest Generation
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4.9 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
When Hoshi gets a telepathic cold call, her new suitor offers to help Captain Archer’s pursuit of the Xindi as long as Hoshi stays over at his creepy castle. But after she reluctantly agrees and finds he can’t take no for an answer, she has to threaten his crystal to get back to the NX-01. Which button shows true desperation? What’s the worst Star Trek food we’ve ever seen? Should Hoshi have just stayed in uniform? It’s the episode that enjoys a water polo paprikash.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in starving. |
| 0:03.6 | When it comes to my crew, you won't get any argument for me. |
| 0:07.5 | This is a parody. |
| 0:11.8 | Paramount owns the sun. |
| 0:14.9 | Welcome to the greatest generation. |
| 0:17.3 | It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are just a little bit embarrassed about having a Star Trek podcast. |
| 0:22.8 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:23.8 | I'm Adam Pranica. |
| 0:25.5 | And we have something to talk about, Adam, because not at the same time, not on the same day. |
| 0:34.6 | You and I visited Enterprise D Bridge Actual. |
| 0:40.9 | Yeah, we did that thing where, you know, to preserve, what is it, like leadership continuity or whatever, we can't go to a place together. |
| 0:49.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.1 | We got to go separately and on separate days and we're talking about theme park visits like this. |
| 0:54.7 | Yeah, you were my designated survivor and I yours, sir. |
| 0:59.0 | Indeed. |
| 1:00.1 | But yeah, I think if you're on social media and have ever, like, tapped a star on a thing to do with Star Trek, |
| 1:08.5 | you probably heard about the Universal Studios Hollywood Fan Fest Nights event that they were doing |
| 1:16.5 | that included an experience where you get to go on the bridge of the enterprise that they |
| 1:21.8 | did for Star Trek Picard. |
| 1:24.3 | And we both got to do it in the last few days. |
| 1:28.1 | Yeah, we both went in May. |
| 1:29.6 | Tickets for this went on sale in January. |
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