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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2012

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Cash and TJ asses if rioting is an excuse for looting, John Mayer's questionable activities, blood diamonds, vases of dead flowers, freak paddle boating accidents, thread count, unhappy football watchers, why trumpets aren't useful, hair shirts, sex with a florists wife, and ask the question "why don't homeless people take vacations?" This episode is short on time but small on taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:05.0	Nertist.com.
0:08.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.0	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching in with T.J. Miller.
0:35.0	Welcome to Cashing in with T.J. Miller. I'm Cash Levy and we have a very special guest today.
0:42.0	T.J Miller.
0:43.2	Hey everyone, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
0:46.7	bum bum bum.
0:47.6	Uh-hmm.
0:49.6	Mm-mm.
0:51.6	Mm-mm. We're going to help you facilitate a better understanding of the universe one
0:55.6	podcast at a time. We can't wait till you look truth in the eye and you say I can't believe you're a podcast.
1:07.0	That's right and as we do every week we're going to kick things off with the triple banger lightning round.
1:12.0	Triple banger lightning round. Triple banger lighting round.
1:13.6	You ready?
1:14.6	Strap on your seatbelt.
1:16.0	Now.
1:17.0	Is it possible to look cool at bed bath and beyond while shopping for towels?
1:21.7	I don't think so. It's hard to look cool at
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