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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2012

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Cash and T.J. discuss having sex with big foot, vacationing with Whoopi Goldberg, handsome voice-over stars, penises to scale, rope swing conceptions, partying with Einstein, gaining weight on meth, getting your time machine in order, being "stoned" to death, and how to give the spork more street credibility. Quite possibly the best one yet. Memorize this episode and write a rock ballad about it... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:05.0	Nertist.com.
0:08.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.0	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching in with T.J. Miller.
0:35.0	Bip-D-Dip-Dip-Dip-B-Doo-Doo.
0:42.0	Welcome to Cashing in with T.J Miller. I'm Cash Levy and we have a very special guest today. It's
0:48.2	T. J. Miller. Hey! Hi! Oh, jeez. so excited to be here.
0:53.0	Sorry, I know I'm already talking too much, but T.J. Miller, very excited to be on the program.
0:58.0	Sorry, I sound like a drag queen who had a hard night. I am one.
1:01.0	Just kidding. I know that's material up's material but let's start the show anyway
1:04.4	gosh thank you gosh you for having me on you know what the shows are always the best
1:08.9	when you're on the show so exciting advice, all the essential questions.
1:14.0	Let's take...
1:15.0	That's right.
1:16.0	Legless people.
1:17.0	That's right.
1:18.0	Let's kick this thing off, as we do every week with the Triple Banger Lightning Round.
1:21.0	Triple Banger Lightning Round. Here we go. Is a friend in need a friend indeed?
1:27.0	No. I mean, not necessarily. Most people who need things aren't, those are the you're like those are the
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