The Bird Show.

Good morning, Angel. You're on Q100.

Hello.

Hello.

I heard y'all talk about the guy that called 911 because from Subway or something like that.

Mm-hmm.

I worked at a wing restaurant last year when I was in school, and I actually had some people call 911 because we wouldn't give them a refund on their wings.

Are you kidding me?

That's crazy. Yeah, they ate all their wings and then wanted a refund, and we wouldn't do it. So they called 911 and had the police department come out there, and they actually all got arrested for criminal trespassing. No kidding. There's no list that says what an emergency is. So everybody has like a different definition, right?

And he's so fired up in this phone call. Like he really does think this is an emergency. He really believes this is legit. It doesn't even dawn on him not for one second that he is taking the space of somebody that could be calling whose grandfather just passed out in a living room. Right.

And we all

You say that we don't know

There's no list of what an emergency is

But I think it's grandfather just passed out in a living room. Right. Or his kid needs the heimlich.

You say that we don't know. There's no list of what an emergency is, but I think it's common sense that if property or health is in danger, that's an emergency. That should be, that's one definition or two definitions. And by property, we don't mean you left your wallet somewhere and you need a ride back to pick it up. We mean your house is on fire. Your neighbor's houses on fire. Or something life-threatening. Your car broke down in the middle of 85. Most people don't need this explanation. Okay. And you say common sense, but everybody's common sense is different. For some people, it could be mayonnaise at subway. So before we judge, here's the reason why he called. Um, he was complaining

that he ordered a subway sandwich and he ordered it with spicy Italian sauce on it. Okay.

And once he opened it and he was out of the store, he realized that they didn't put the sauce on it.

Okay. And I think the store closed and they wouldn they didn't put the sauce on it. Okay.

And I think the store closed, and they wouldn't let him back in to get his sauce, and he's pissed. He's concerned, I should say. It's an emergency. This is an actual call. These are two calls. I'm going to play two calls for you because he's mad in the first one, and then he doesn't get the proper attention that he wants. so he calls back a second time.

And this just happened.

It's like last week.

Yeah, this isn't something that And then he doesn't get the proper attention that he wants. So he calls back a second time.

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