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Vault: Women snoring a turnoff

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🗓️ 26 June 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Women snoring a turnoff

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.0

Until then, though, we're going to talk about the fact that Wendy snores.

0:04.9

I don't really know if I do or not.

0:07.6

You do?

0:08.3

Well, that was because I was in the studio, and I passed out on the couch because it was a long night before because I didn't get much sleep.

0:15.9

I wasn't feeling well.

0:17.3

Ended up having a huge sinus infection because went to the doctor after I left here,

0:21.5

but I was on the couch and had to be on antibiotics, Jeff. Why are you being so mean?

0:25.2

Jeff was so sweet and trusting and caring and this nest of comfort that we work in.

0:30.3

Our father figure on the show, Jeff would dollar. Yeah, he decided to record it and play it

0:37.0

on the air, which sounded really sexy, got me a lot of dates. But no, a couple of weekends ago, we went out, went out with a girlfriend of mine, and came back over to her place and crashed out, spent the night. The next morning wake up, she was like, girl, you were snoring bad. And I was like, what? Because I, at this point, didn't realize that I snored.

0:55.9

Because you don't know if, nobody knows if they snore unless somebody else tells them.

0:59.2

I think I'm a peaceful sleeper at night.

1:01.8

The weirdest thing about snoring, because I haven't slept downstairs in our master bedroom with Jessica since getting back from Bert's Big Adventure because I know

1:12.6

that when I am sick, especially when I'm plugged, I sound like a bear getting attacked.

1:18.0

Like I am not.

1:19.3

Oh, is anybody recording you snoring?

1:21.2

She has.

1:21.7

Oh, she has.

1:22.4

Yes.

1:22.6

We need to play that for, you know, to be fair.

1:25.1

And so I don't even subject it to that she's a not a super sound sleeper so

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