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One of these stories is just for shock value, really more than anything else.

And the other one can be open for debate. But we talked about this last week, and we heard about this couple. How do you go nine months and not know you're pregnant? I don't understand it. We got tons of calls of people that had it happen to them. Yeah. I mean, and you guys can get in on this if you want now. But it's not common, but it certainly does happen.

404-741-Q-100.

Here's the 911 call. Dude's on the phone with 911. His wife is in the tub, and she's delivering baby. He's shocked. He doesn't know what's going on. All he knows is that her stomach hurts or whatever. so he puts her in the bathtub, and he's on with 911,

and you can hear the surprise in his voice,

and unless he's a great actor, it sounds authentic.

Harry, you're getting on the floor. 9-1-1. Yes, ma'am. My wife is in the bathroom. She's bleeding all over the place. She thinks she's having a baby. Oh, my God, Carrie, get on the... She's having the baby?

I think she's in labor right now.

Okay.

Oh, my God, I can't hear you, ma'am.

Okay, hold on.

What's your address, sir?

Say it one more time.

Oh, my God, I'm looking at a baby.

Okay, hold on.

I need your address.

Listen, I need your address. They're having a baby. Oh, hold on. I need your address. Listen, I need your address. I have a baby. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, hold on. You didn't know she was pregnant? No. No. You idiot. Oh, my God. My wife is holding a baby. I know my wife was pregnant. That is awesome. I mean, it sounds offensive, right? That does sound real. So then she gets on the phone. It gets a little nasty, you're a little gross. So what's going on with baby? Is he dirty? Yeah, he's got, it looks like he's got maconium on his head. A cone on his head? No, like the baby, the poop. Oh, poop, okay. Is that, I mean, I've never really looked at a baby that close right after. I don't know. They're usually wiped off before you get them, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty dirty.

Wow. Now, that 911 operator wasn't on the job real long. Like she, it was like just a couple of weeks. Third day on the job and that's the call you get. Something like that. I want to talk about trial by fire right there. But I want to listen to that one more time, the dad on the phone. Yes. He won't give the address. I'm just getting frustrated with him too. I think they added it out.

I'm trying to figure out if it's real or not.

Like, I listen to it a whole bunch of times. Oh, it's going to be. Yeah, totally. You can't fake that kind of surprise. Carrie, you're getting on the floor. 9-1-1. Yes, ma'am. My wife is in the bathroom. She's bleeding all over the place

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