The Bert Show.

I told you guys yesterday.

What did I say? I had a philosophical... That's how you put, how you explained it. Mm-hmm. That I would throw a philosophically awkward question at you guys today, right? Okay. All right, it's... We missed you, too. What's that? We missed you too. Awkwardness. Matthew Dwyer is in here. Matthew is the owner of Healthy Trim. Last week when I was listening to the show and it was really in spurts. I mean, it wasn't a whole bunch and I was on pain killers when I was listening. The morning after Tiger Woods, maybe had his first interview. No, what one was it? Why did you guys start talking? Oh, no, no, no no it was the announcement of him playing at augusta uh-huh you guys started a debate on if you could get

passes to augusta to see tiger woods would you even use those passes right and you started the

debate and then you stopped.

And at least listening for those couple of seconds,

it felt to me like I could see Melissa's eyes roll as to say that she would not take the tickets.

Jeff sounded excited about it.

And Jen, you seemed on the fence.

Well, Jeff was asking if he should spend the money to do it.

Yeah, because my thought is because this year, it's Tigers comeback, you already got to buy your passes to go to Augustin National, you know, and they're already, I mean, you can't even go to a playing round for less than a grand, right?

So if you're going to go this year, those are going to be two and three times that, which is a ridiculous amount of money, right? Tiny, yeah. Right. So I think Melissa's argument was is not worth it to get. Why would you, you know, spend that kind of money to see a cheater? My thing is it's not like the money's going to him. and if you do want to have that once in a lifetime experience, you might as well have it on Tiger's comeback. Right. And I was just being antagonistic saying, what if he wins? Yeah, you got. Then you would really want to be there if you win. You want that sort of under your bragging belt. No, Jen thinks it's funny if I miss three mortgage payments. That's what Jen's doing. So it was really important the money issue. It was if you were going to spend money

on the tickets.

Yeah. Jen thinks it's funny if I miss three mortgage payments. That's what Jen's doing. So it was really more of the money issue.

It was if you were going to spend money on the tickets.

Right.

Specifically for Tiger.

Is this the year?

Is it, is it, if you're making it philosophical, is it bad to spend extra money on an event that is featuring somebody who could be morally bankrupt. So if the tickets... Because on the street, they're going for like four grand. Nat, you need to turn his mic on? Go ahead, Matthew. Well, on the street, now, they're the highest I heard last night because of Tigers come back. They're going for like four grand. Yeah, in the sports world, this is monumental. Yeah. I mean, this is the one you want to be at. This is the one that people will be talking about for generations and generations and generations. So the question I was going to post to you guys today is if you had master's tickets, would you take them, which Matthew has and is willing to offer up to you guys. Yeah, I'd take them. You do?

I would take them.

No, I stand by what I said.

You will not take them.

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