Vault: Why He'll Never Forgive NCAA Basketball
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🗓️ 8 July 2026
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| 1:13.2 | So I imagine my fantasy here is that you're one of these dudes that before the tournament started, I mean, you did the research, dude. |
| 1:20.9 | Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I spent a whole lot of time studying, game planning. We take our bracket seriously where I come from. |
| 2:01.8 | You know, we do tournament bracket pools. I used to do them in high school. Even teachers just get involved. And it's a big thing for all of us. And then it even started before the bracket because Wendy came in here one day and she's like, yeah, I just put all the number one seats through. The number one for a reason. It's jacked up, man. And it's like, no, it's all about the upsets. Like, I knew Cornell was a good team. They have shooters, you know. How's your bracket doing there, Brandon? Yeah, exactly. Okay, ESPN.com has their bracket tournament challenge. I'm listening and ask if ESPN.com had a bracket tournament. Brandon. How's your bracket? I'm in the 2% aisle. |
| 2:02.9 | You are? I lost three of my final four teams on the first weekend. |
| 2:06.2 | Oh, too. |
| 2:07.0 | Oh, bummer. |
| 2:07.6 | And you did all this research. |
| 2:09.3 | Yeah, all that research. |
| 2:10.3 | All that research worked, really. |
| 2:11.1 | Yeah, thanks a lot, Northern Iowa. |
| 2:13.0 | Yeah. |
| 2:13.7 | Who did you have in your final four? |
| 2:15.6 | My final four consisted of Norderdame. |
| 2:18.4 | Notre Dame. |
| 2:19.1 | Yeah, because Doordayne was dominant in the beginning of the season. |
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