Vault: Why Bert won’t be left alone with babysitters!
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🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:56.8 | Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Forhurst.com. Hey, the bird show. All right, so let's talk about the teenage babysitter thing going on up. Boy, and I get a ton of emails about this. And I got a ton of people talking about it with me at the two-day walk. |
| 1:09.2 | All the women wanted to chime in. |
| 1:10.7 | It sure is a gender thing, it seems like, in reading the emails. |
| 1:13.6 | Like, women are like, yeah, I did it when I was a kid. |
| 1:15.9 | No problem. |
| 1:16.7 | I'm responsible. |
| 1:17.7 | And dudes are just a little bit more protective about it. |
| 1:20.2 | Like, no, don't do it. |
| 1:21.4 | Don't do it. |
| 1:22.4 | So this weekend, and I'm really against hiring teenage babysitters. |
| 1:26.1 | And my wife and I have debated this now for seven years. |
| 1:29.3 | And this was the weekend that we tried it with two girls that we know really, really well, right? So two different teenagers? Two different teenagers. On Friday and Saturday. Yes. Okay. Everything went fine. Our babysitter on Friday night, I think, was with the kids like two hours or something like that. I don't think it was a very long time. And the babysitter on Saturday night, I think, got there at four or something and left at eight. So four hours. And all of that time wasn't completely spent alone in the house because I got home about 715 or so from the two-day walk. Right. Everything was fine. |
| 2:01.3 | Everything was just fine. |
| 2:02.2 | No problems. |
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