The Bird Show.

Producer Tracy did not get to the story about Paris Hilton this morning that I, she is a mystery to me.

And generally I don't ask you guys that listen this early to call us up because I know you're busy doing other things.

But I'm wondering if there are other celebrities or other, maybe it's movies, TV shows, public figures that everybody else seems to love that you just look at

and go, I don't get it. Like maybe everybody's screaming over desperate housewives and you're like,

I've watched the show three or four times because everybody else says it's such a great show

and I just don't get it. If you have one of these, call us 404-741-105. I specifically have two, and one is Paris Hilton. Yeah, Paris Hilton just raised $200,000. It was at a Miami fundraiser for the hurricane victims. She raised this $200,000 by auctioning herself off to a fan. Now, the fan bid the money in order to party with her on New Year's Eve. $200,000. $200,000. But you know who I could see doing something like this? Jeff Dollar. Because he loves to party with celebrities and likes to be seen with them. I don't know $200,000 worth a party, but I can see what you're saying. If he had it, he would do it. See, the appeal of Paris Hilton, I just don't get. Like, we have lists all the time, the most intriguing celebrities. I think there was a list that Jen Hobby read off yesterday about the celebrity couples you want to know most about in Paris Hilton. I look at her and I just see trashy non-celebrity.

Right.

But she's a fashion leader.

She had a hit TV show and I don't get it.

The other one for me is Napoleon Dynamite.

Oh, are you kidding?

I've tried and tried and tried to be cool enough to laugh at Napoleon Dynamite.

And I read a story this morning that Napoleon wear, the t-shirts, the sweatshirts, the knit

tops, the underwear have become the strongest selling licensed products in the teens and boys'

mass marketplace.

This movie made $50 million at the box office, made for $400,000, made another $104 million in DVD.

You can't go anywhere without seeing a payroll for president t-shirt. Melissa comes in here laughing

about it all the time. Jeff, or was it, it's Jen that does that. Jen and Jeff. And they're always

quoting the movie, and I felt so out of the loop that I watched it and came back and said, I don't understand it. And they, they ridiculed me so badly that I watched it again. And I still think it's the worst movie ever. I think it is the best movie ever. It reminds me, in a weird way, it reminds me of my little sister when she acts like really stupid and dorky, but it also reminds you of all those, like, complete dorks in high school that just didn't under, it's so funny. And it's, is it John Heter or John Heater who plays Napoleon? Well, he's in that new movie with Reese Witherspoon. And even his one line in the previews for that movie make me laugh so stupid yeah i want to like it i want to be cool enough to like

and the thing is like i think is a total time And even his one line in the previews for that movie make me laugh. So stupid. Yeah.

I want to like it.

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