Vault: Which show member has the most sex?
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🗓️ 10 June 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | I wonder out of all the married guys on the show, who gets it the most. |
| 0:05.0 | Was it the married guys? No, married guys. It was married guys. Okay. All the married guys. |
| 0:10.1 | Because we were like, I wonder who is getting busy more often. And I don't know why, but we all said Carl. |
| 0:16.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.9 | They did. You were in first place. You were in first place. But we have intern Rich is also married and then Bert and Jeff and Carl. So they're all four in here. So I don't know why we thought Carl was definitely getting it the most. I don't know. It wasn't even like, it wasn't even debatable with him. All three of us hands down were like, Carl. I mean, what's a... Except Jeff was like, he's got like, you know, you've got a bunch of kids, so there's no way. |
| 0:40.2 | Jeff was offended. Like, we're all very competitive, and he's like, Carl's got too many kids to be having a lot of sex. That's what I was wondering why y'all came to that conclusion. I don't know where you're saying. Because you're black. You know what? Take it, Carl. You know what? |
| 0:51.9 | It's automatically. |
| 0:52.9 | The premise was black man. |
| 0:53.8 | Yeah, you get a lot of, there's a lot of white people who see you and lock their car doors you know it's automatically yeah yeah you got a lot of |
| 0:54.7 | there's a lot of white people who see you and lock their car doors and it's not a good thing |
| 0:58.3 | that jen thinks you're really horny that is a good thing take it run with it well i do get |
| 1:03.0 | it in though it might be because i've seen carl's i don't know like carl's relationship with his wife. He's like... No, his wife. And I've seen his relationship with his wife. And like, y'all are just like, you just seem really close and like... I don't know. I think couples that seem more intimate and close are doing it more often. And then I thought about it when you were saying about your kids. Like your kids, I wonder how much they're peaking. was like huh I wonder how much he's doing it because he's doing it a lot more often than you |
| 1:31.2 | guys are how many kids you have three three kids uh-huh |
| 1:34.4 | he's stressed out of it uh-huh baby it's in the way huh that must be there must be some |
| 1:41.2 | creative scheduling right there like yeah it's real creative because because at first we didn't have doors when I just moved |
| 1:48.0 | into my new house. |
| 1:49.0 | Oh, no. |
| 1:49.6 | We didn't have doors. |
| 1:50.6 | So it was real creative, baby. |
| 1:52.2 | I mean, yeah, you have no idea how creative you can get. |
| 1:55.2 | Closet. |
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