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Vault: Which celebrity will be arrested?

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🗓️ 17 June 2026

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Vault: Which celebrity will be arrested?

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1:10.4

When a celebrity gets busted and gets arrested,

1:13.3

can't be pulled over, can't be alleged,

1:15.5

it has to be arrested.

1:17.4

Then each one of us try to predict who the next celebrity is that's going to be arrested.

1:22.1

And every time we do that, we put a dollar, a dollar into our jackpot.

1:27.3

And then that celebrity that we predict sort of stays on our individual rosters. dollar, a dollar into our jackpot.

1:33.3

And then that celebrity that we predict sort of stays on our individual rosters until the next celebrity gets arrested.

1:36.3

Now, if that next celebrity is on our list, we get the pot, we get the jackpot.

1:42.6

It's really sort of difficult to explain. We keep, next time a new celebrity is arrested, we get the jackpot. Right. It's really sort of a difficult to explain.

1:44.4

We keep, next time a new celebrity is arrested, we add more people to the list until somebody that one of us is picked is arrested. Right. You said that much better than I do. So it can keep going and going and going for a long time or it could be over in two rounds. Yeah, we've had these go on where it's like hundreds of dollars in the pot after a while. Yep.

2:00.4

So, Jen, tell them why we are starting this up again today.

2:03.4

We're starting it up again today.

2:03.5

We're starting it up again today because Michael Lohan, I mean, loosely a celebrity, because

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