Vault: What Were You Late For Because Of Traffic?
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🗓️ 10 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show |
| 0:01.1 | Traffic is awful, awful this morning on 400. Painfully awful. And you know, we think we have it bad because I got caught up. I was going down to the Pet Fest, you know, the dog show down at Phillips, and I had to get there a little bit early, and I got caught in traffic. And it probably caused my, I got there 15 minutes late. |
| 0:39.1 | You know, I was going to get there at 12.30, ended up getting there about 10 minutes of one, and I was losing my mind. And that's 20 minutes. Like, you really have to kind of plan your life around Atlanta traffic. And sometimes there's just nothing you can do about it. Right. And the more important, the event, the more stressed out you are, obviously, in traffic. Right. So there has to be times where you miss you big. |
| 0:40.6 | Huge. |
| 0:41.2 | There you go. |
| 0:55.4 | Like... And the more important the event, the more stressed out you are obviously in traffic. So there has to be times where you miss you big. Huge. There you go. Like 20 minutes is nothing, though. You know what I mean? Like it takes some people 20 minutes to get off their exit ramp. Right. Right. Hey, Jessica, how did traffic ruin your life in Atlanta? Hey, guys. I missed, well, I was late for my wedding. |
| 0:56.7 | For your own wedding? |
| 0:58.1 | For my own wedding. And we even, our wedding was at 6 and Marietta. |
| 1:01.0 | And we, my husband and I, we left in separate cars, obviously. |
| 1:05.5 | And I got there about 620 and my husband didn't get there until after 7. |
| 1:47.1 | Oh, my God. So everybody's just sitting there at your wedding waiting for you? Yes, they're waiting and I'm trying to call them, but of course they're, you know, at the, at the church and they're all, I just couldn't reach them and their cell phones are off. And I'm like, oh my God, and it was horrible. At least everybody knew it was due to traffic, because if one of you shows up on time and nobody knows that there's really bad traffic and someone else was 45 minutes late, you're thinking you're getting stuck at the altar. Well, you think the funny thing is we had to deal with regular traffic because we got married at 6, and then up in Carlsville there was a car fire, So we got stuck in that too. It was double trouble. It was horrible. Thank you for calling. You're welcome. At |
| 1:49.0 | least she made it to her wedding. Good morning, Christina. Hi. Hi. How are you? |
| 1:53.0 | My husband's grandparents missed our wedding. Oh no. That stinks. |
| 1:58.0 | Yeah. Well, they were going to be late anyway. They were going to be driving 25 miles an hour to get there anyway. |
| 2:03.0 | No, they weren't driving. |
| 2:04.5 | His uncle brought them, and we, you know, the wedding had went, and we were walking at the door, greeting people, and they were walking in the door. |
| 2:13.9 | Oh, no. |
| 2:14.5 | That sense. |
| 2:15.5 | We didn't get to see their granddaughter at Mary. |
| 2:17.1 | That sucks. |
| 2:18.6 | Thank you for calling. |
| 2:20.0 | Bye, bye. Here's a real pick-me-up. Hey, Sharon. |
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