Vault: What Ugly Celebrity Do You Look Like?
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🗓️ 15 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Get it, the bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | It's funny, when people tell you that you look for a celebrity, generally you're hoping they're going to say somebody good looking, you know, and then there's that moment when you realize that's not a flattering compliment at all. Why do people say it? Why would you go up to Jeff and say, man, you look, Chris Forley? I know, right? Why would you, yeah, why would you do that? Good morning, Laura. Hi. Hi. Um, people tell me I look like Barbara Streisand. |
| 0:24.8 | Mm. That's not a good response, is it? No, no, obviously. Well, in its opinion, a lot of older people think, you know, she's really beautiful. And they're like, no, that's a compliment, but I'm just not seeing it. |
| 0:38.9 | A lot of older people have glaucoma, too. |
| 0:51.7 | That's generally what they try to say also. When they see the disappointment in your face, hey, you look like Robin Williams. You're like, oh, you're an ass. They're like, no, no, no, no, no. That's a good thing. He's good looking. |
| 0:52.7 | No, how about this? I know you're BS and me. |
| 0:53.8 | No, no, no, no, no. |
| 0:54.7 | No, it's a good thing. |
| 0:55.7 | He's funny. |
| 0:57.1 | Yeah, yeah, no. No, it's a good thing. He's funny. |
| 1:12.9 | Yeah, yeah, thanks. Really? Why do I have to look like him? Hey, Stacey. You're on all the hits Q-100. How you doing, Bert? All right. Check it out, man. I'm like six feet tall, right? And people will always tell me I look like Emmanuel Lewis, aka Webster. |
| 1:27.6 | Oh, man. Yeah. That's got to look funny on a six feet tall, right? We're not making, we're not laughing at you. That's laughing near you. No, hold on a second. Underneath. No, we are. We're laughing at you. Okay. Oh, man. Oh. You just don't even say it. Like, I'm trying to think if I ever said somebody looked like an ugly actor or something. No, you just don't say it. Phil has one of these. Let's try and guess what celebrity Phil has been told he looks like. Some sort of NASCAR driver. Who? |
| 1:45.9 | No, I'm saying somebody that would insult you. |
| 1:46.7 | I don't know. |
| 2:00.2 | I got to back Jeff up on the Chris Farley thing because I think any big guy gets the Chris Farley reference because I get it all the time. Oh, come on. Really? Yeah, that and my buddy George, he gets it too. I get Chris Farley. You don't look anything like Chris Farley. You do something funny or you do a sporadic movement. |
| 2:01.8 | Like, dude, you're just like Chris Farley. |
| 2:04.3 | I get that and Kevin James from King of Queens. I've gotten Kevin James before, too. Yeah, I don't know. I think if you're bigger and you're funny, they got to, you know, associate you with a fat comedian. I've gotten Carney Wilson before the surgery. They've given me that. So I think it's just a big person thing. |
| 2:19.4 | Mama Cass. |
| 2:23.7 | Candice, you're on all the hits Q100A. |
| 2:26.2 | Hi, I've been told that I look like Mayam Biali, the actress who played Blossom. |
| 2:31.3 | Oh, that's unfortunate. |
| 2:33.1 | I always get her and Punky Brewster mixed up because one of them's hot now. |
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