The First Show

You know how from time to time we will do a segment that is basically questions that you've always had,

but you've been too embarrassed to ask anybody because everybody knows the answers to them?

What is crack?

Is it cocaine that's just cooked up or is there other stuff that's in it?

Dude, you've never seen New Jack City?

Yeah, back in the day.

You're so straight, Jeff.

Tell us.

I thought crack was like in rocks.

Yeah, it's...

And cocaine is in powder.

I have no idea.

Yeah, the crack cocaine is like they...

But it is a form of cocaine now.

Yeah, they cook it down.

Don't you remember the big apartment complex?

It gets... I've lost a lot of brain cells since New Jack City for other reasons. It's cocaine, but they cook it down, so there's, like, nothing but 100% pure whatever, and rather than snort it, you smoke it. So you're smoking cocaine is crack. Yeah, and it gets into your system quicker. That's why people say, like, if you get... you know, I've heard people say quack, crack is whack,

but it's also supposed to be. But if you do it like once or twice, you're addicted to it. Okay, so it's not crystal meth, it's cocaine that's just been heated up. I don't know the exact recipe, but as I understand it, yes. Okay. I never knew. I mean, I've heard it a million different times. Crystal Math's stuff that you make in a trailer with cough medicine, right?

Yeah, that's why it a million different times. Crystal math is the stuff that you make in a trailer with cough medicine, right?

With all kinds of chemicals and stuff. That's why suit fed has to be behind the counter now. Yeah, but yeah, but I don't think you're the only one that under that. I've heard it. I'm like, oh, that's bad, but I've never really known what it is. You know some 10th grader's going to call up and set us straight.

No, Jeff.

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