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Vault: What Horrific Thing Did You Do While Taking Ambien?

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🗓️ 25 March 2026

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Vault: What Horrific Thing Did You Do While Taking Ambien?

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0:00.0

This is The Bird Show.

0:02.3

Your Ambien issue here, okay?

0:05.4

Ambien is notorious for people doing freaky things in the middle of the night and having zero idea about it.

0:11.7

My mom was on her for a while.

0:13.0

She was waking up in the morning, and there was food and knives all on the kitchen counter,

0:19.1

and she had no idea what she was eating.

0:30.1

Zero idea. She'd wake up two in the morning go make a sandwich eating the whole thing go to bed my grandmother was on it and woke up one day on her front porch yeah i mean like they'd woken up in the middle of the night is her common sat on her like rocking chair on the front porch and that's where she woke up that's awesome

0:36.6

hey melissa good morning you're on q100 good morning you guys hi um rocking chair on the front porch and that's where she woke up that's awesome hey Melissa good

0:37.6

morning you're on Q and 100 good morning you guys um I had a fireplace in my bedroom and on the

0:44.3

mantle I had a tranquility Buddha and the first time I ever took ambi and I hallucinated this

0:49.0

tranquility Buddha jumped off the mantle and chased me around the room so I'm talking to a next morning, and I said, you're never going to believe what happened to me last night. You're a trained Quility Buddha, jumped off the mantle and chased you around the room. Yeah, how did you know? You called me at 3 o'clock this morning to tell me all about it. Wow. No idea. Sorry. But I've also emailed people in the middle of the night on Ambien.

1:12.6

I've lost time on Ambien. Yeah, I don't take it anymore. Yeah, it's freaky, freaky. It's powerful. How is that stuff legal then if it does this to everybody? I don't know what to... It doesn't do it to everybody. It just made me. It was really strong. strong like I couldn't even walk up the steps in my house after I took an Ambien. That's why I switched over to the Nesta. It was too strong for me. So what would happen? You would just be like... Really drunk. Like, I know some people are taking go out. They can have a great time on it because they're high as hell. Yeah, there's a lot of people that use it as a recreational drug because of all this. I take it before you. You know, that happened to my friend.

1:45.9

Actually, my friend.

1:45.9

Actually, my friend is dating this new guy.

1:48.3

This is perfect.

1:49.8

Dating this new guy.

1:51.0

And she took Ambien and she sent him some really nasty text messages that she didn't even

1:56.9

remember.

1:57.6

Oh, no.

1:58.1

And the next day, he was like, what's up with you? I mean, new boyfriend.

2:02.2

That's way to ruin it. Yeah, we've heard stories of like the husband walks down, or the wife

2:08.6

walks downstairs and, no, the husband. And is all sort of embarrassed because last night,

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