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Vault: What Happens in Vegas…Amy's Wild Girls' Trip (Part 1)

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🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: What Happens in Vegas…Amy's Wild Girls' Trip (Part 1)

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the first show amy wants to be on the voice disguiser she and a bunch of her girlfriends are

0:36.0

going to Vegas for the weekend and it's a bunch of married girlfriends are going to Vegas for the weekend.

0:38.3

And it's a bunch of married girlfriends.

0:41.1

I don't know if they have kids or not, but I do think that changes things.

0:44.4

I've always felt like it's the scariest people at these parties are going out on a girl's night out or a guy's night out.

0:50.9

Honestly, it's the parents.

0:52.5

It's the married guys like me.

0:54.3

I get a lot of time out, so it's really not my situation.

0:59.0

But most dads and most moms, man, they're in the house all the time, taking care of the kids or whatever.

1:05.4

You just don't have a lot of free time.

1:06.7

So when you get 24, 48, 72, or whatever to let loose, those are the wild ones. And you don't have a tolerance built up anymore. No. It feels good. Your drinking tolerance is real low. Two drinks. It doesn't take you line to get warm. Right. Good morning. Amy, you're on the voice disguiser. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? I'm okay. You sound pretty stressed out.

1:28.9

Well, I am.

1:32.0

I'm not, I honestly just don't know what to do about this.

1:36.1

I've been friends with these girls for years since, like, middle school, and we're all married.

1:42.9

Three of us have children.

1:44.7

One is working on it.

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