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We were just talking yesterday about UGA having their finals.

This is a really stressful time if you're in college right now because your finals this week.

I know. And then they always seem to line them up where you'll have like one on Tuesday and then five on Friday.

Yeah, right.

And most do the right thing.

Study for your test, even if it's cramming,

in order to get that good grade.

But let's say you haven't done that.

And you know you're going into the final and it just doesn't matter.

I mean, you're screwed.

You're totally screwed.

We want to know other than studying what did you do to get a better grade

and the phone lines are lit up with people.

And Mark here would like to use the voice disguiser. Good morning. Mark, you're on all the hits Q-100. Hey, Bert. How are you? Good, sir, and you? I'm doing all right. All right. What did you do other than studying to assure that you're going to get a good grade? Well, I went to school in Indiana, and I was in a fraternity, and we basically liked

the party a lot, penny pitcher night, go out pretty much every night of the week.

So we got to a point where we realized that we were all not really going anywhere fast with

our majors, so we all switched our major to history, and we started realizing that if we did the projects, we could pass them around because

you have pretty much the same history courses.

So 37 of us got history degrees from Ball State University of my school.

There was 37 of you guys that switched your majors to history so you could all cheat off

each other?

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