Vault: What actors should play Bert Show members?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 15 June 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 1:31.8 | So I posed the question yesterday on Facebook and on Twitter. |
| 1:35.3 | If we were going to get real celebrities to play us in Jeff's TV show that he is pitching this weekend in L.A., |
| 1:43.4 | who would they be? It's an emotional roller coaster of answers. I saw this yesterday, and I, why is it an emotional rollercoaster of answers? Some you'll be flattered by, others are going to be, ooh. Oh, no. Oh, so people told you who should play us? Yes. Oh, great. |
| 2:01.3 | All right. |
| 2:04.9 | Reset what you're doing out in L.A. this weekend, because this is a pretty cool thing they're just doing. |
| 2:24.1 | I just have a couple, well, one meeting with a couple people who, years ago, I had some ideas for TV shows, and it was a big list of ideas, and I sent it to some people who had connections in LA and the way television moves, it's very slowly. So just a few months ago, those ideas started to turn into reality and then this weekend on Friday actually, |
| 2:31.0 | I'll be spending some time with people in Los Angeles and it's going to be brainstorming a couple of those ideas that they have selected that may actually have legs to see if they could eventually turn into scripts and then pilots and then TV shows. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. So by the end of the weekend, you know, Jeff may be like a creator of a TV show. That's rad. |
| 2:51.0 | Pretty cool. |
| 2:51.5 | I'm a creator. |
| 2:52.4 | And if not, I'm going to make myself a fancy blog. |
| 2:55.4 | You'll at a great. |
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